The latest in technology:

Google see's theft-worthy potential in youtube, launches australian version of it's video sharing service.

Peter Jackson is to begin developing games for Xbox. Be prepared for agonisingly long movie excerpts. ...and bad sales.

Intel to release quad-microprocessor powered computer chips. First, multi-simultaneous thread processing. Next, world domination. It would make Bill Gates proud - forming the antithesis to his 'love-me-cos-I'm-a-nerd' charity foundation. A foundation which aims to industrialise and drown 3rd world countries in technology. W00t. Best place for a large chunk of international floating wealth.

Microsoft accused of abuse of power. Well, it's getting old really. They are heartless evil corporate bastards, get over it - k? By making the company split into offshoots, it has allowed Microsoft to disolve any traceability. Try and assign responsiblity, comeon, I dare ya.

Apple quietly releases upgrade for iTunes covering up vital flaws. Well, they've taken a leaf from Microsoft's book here... but everyone already knows that Apple is retarded. You can't expect them to fuck up an operating system of their own AND be easily able to fuck up on an operating system they haven't given inherent flaws. It took them 7 major versions - but they finally hit the nail on the head :) I'm proud of you Apple, proud.

Society is easy. Easy like a capacious human vagina.